After huffing and puffing for 10 minutes, Buttock, Ken and KeuhZai finally hauled their friends back into the farm. By this time, Extra had already gone blue-black in the face from extreme lack of oxygen, GAOLAOGAO and PeeWee are still unconscious and Porky was still in a daze.
“Quick! We need to save Extra first!! Where is the nearest water collection area?” Buttocks looked around frantically. “I know!” Ken exclaimed and immediately dragged Extra to the toilet threw him into the toilet bowl, and flushed it. Extra spluttered around the swirling vortex, and opened his eyes just to realize where he was in. Panicking, he quickly used all of his arms to stuff the hole, thus trapping in the toilet bowl, unable to get out. Just then KeuhZai yelled, “Make way PeeWee is going to pee!!” Suddenly KeuhZai and Buttocks carried the half conscious colored wolf, whose mouth was almost shaping the word ‘Wee’
“BLURRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo~!!!!)
Extra knew what was coming and struggled hard to free himself. The trio edge closer and just when they were about to reach the toilet bowl, Extra, who managed to get one of his arms freed, extended his head out of the water and squirted ink at each of the trio’s eyes and immediately used his free tentacle to close the lid of the toilet bowl.
“weeee~”
Next thing everybody in the toilet screamed as the blind and frightened PeeWee sprayed his ‘juice’ at everyone.
After the commotion, they cleaned themselves and helped Extra out of the toilet bowl. GAOLAOGAO who was awoke caused by the ruckus in the toilet, had already treated his wound by applying banana skins on his back, the part where the troll hit him. After all of them had settled down, they gathered around to plan the next course of action regarding the now ‘gongtao’ Porky. At this point of time, they heard a familiar voice coming from the door, “Yo!” Seems like Underwear had just got back. (-__-“)
With the full strength back, they discussed the possibility of saving their dear friend. After a fruitless while, they decided to confront the troll for antidote. Therefore they return to the clearing where they defeated the troll earlier leaving Underwear to guard Porky.
Much to their delight, the troll was still lying there. However as they approached nearer to the body, the troll suddenly jumped back and growled at them, “I won’t give you the antidote, what I have fed him is the most powerful shroom I had, having worms in it to contaminate his soul and mind!! Sooner or later he is MINE!!! ALL MINEE!! MINNEEEEEE! WUHAHAHAHAHHEHEEHHEHE!!!!” having said finished, it disappeared, leaving the group of animals gaping and staring blankly in the space.
Disheartened, they went back to the farm cracking their heads for ways to bring Porky back to his normal self. In the end, they decided to use their own ways to save Porky.
KeuhZai and Buttocks will remain in the farm to buy and try both western and eastern ways of medicine to feed Porky. They will use the funds through selling HuatGao and tomato.
GAOLAOGAO make the decision to travel back to his master at Bukit Timah Hill for advice. His master was an old and wise wizard who helped enchanted his banana sword. Seeing him may help solve the problem.
PeeWee, decided to go learn martial arts at shaolin temple to improve his combat skills so that the same mistake would not recur should there be a need to fight the troll again.
Underwear heard that there existed a magical pearl which could cure all illness near Macritchie reservoir and set off following that trail.
Ken and Extra went off in search of spiritual masters in all religions to see if they can exorcise the evil inside Porky.
Will the devout friends of Porky be able to succeed in their quests? Stay tune to find out what extremes they will go to save their good friend!!! ^^
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Eposide 2 Showdown
After a night of resting, the animals geared up set in quest of saving their friend, Porky. Using PeeWee’s nose, they caught the scent of the troll and pursued it. 5 minutes after they set off, they see a clearing and saw Porky and the troll and it appears that the troll was furiously scolding Porky. As they approached the pair, Ken heard the troll saying ‘….again your…frie…impor…ant….than…me…’.
GAOLAOGAO looked at PeeWee and stated, “The troll must be a female because PeeWee’s colored fur is shining unbelievably bright.” “Not to mention that there are 2 big mushrooms growing on the chest of the troll.” Underwear added on which seems to have a slight sarcastic tone. “PeeWee bian qing gin bian tai~”, Ken commented in hokkien. The others could only nod in silence agreement.
PeeWee doesn’t seem to notice that they were staring at him, as his eyes were fixed on the troll. “Weeee…..~” Everyone quickly shunned away to avoid his yellowish liquid.
“Shh! Quiet!” Buttocks tried to hush PeeWee afraid that the troll will notice them.
However, it was too late; the troll had spotted the bright fur and bellowed angrily. A still peeing PeeWee reacts excitedly bringing his blunt claws out and charged directly at the troll leaving a trail of yellowish liquid. “WEEEEEEEe!!!” “Buttocks, Ken and Extra quick, provide cover for that crazed maniac!!!” KeuhZai exclaimed. “Hold on I am still charging my Giant Tomato!!” Buttocks protested. Underwear also went forward to try to help in the fight.
Extra immediately took aim in attempt to blind the troll’s eyes and fired a small blot of ink. “Blurrooo!!!!” Extra panicked as his whole world plunged into darkness, as obviously the ink contaminated his water in the fish bowl. Groping about blindly, he knocked on a nearby tree and spilled the water out leaving him useless for the fight as he was trying hard to breath. Extra though in a dired state, noticed that Underwear is sweating as he is crawling.
Ken spotted GAOLAOGAO still eating his banana sword happily, decided to force him to fight. The oversized yellow chick plucked one of his feather fires away. The feather pierced the Hebe plant hanging on his belt and struck the hand of the troll. The troll yelled in annoyance. PeeWee seeing an opening quicky ducked behind the troll and hugged it. Extra who was gasping harder for breath was bewildered that he did that. Until this point, Underwear had just managed to get onto the clearing.
GAOLAOGAO went berserk immediately as he noticed his precious plant on the troll’s hand. He screeched angrily and dashed toward it with blinding speed leaving a trail of golden color that streaked from his hair. Before the troll could react, KiSiao Gao chopped off its hand. Delighted that he got back his precious, KiSiao Gao turned back to normal. The troll retaliated by using the other hand to whack the monkey awaaaay.
“Ok Giant Tomato is ready, Ken lets do a combo attack while PeeWee is hugging her down!” Ken nodded, took a deep breath and closed his eyes; he grabbed a handful of his feather and yanked it out hard. Teary-eye and with a bloody featherless patch, he unleashed his Feather Cannon together with Buttock’s Giant Tomato.
The combo attack hit both troll and PeeWee. The red indie-like troll wailed in pain. Irritated that the colored wolf was still clinging, it did a Mushroom Explosion, with the mushroom near its butt hitting PeeWee at full force. PeeWee’s yelped in pain as he held on to his stomach, too pained to react.
Seeing the extremely livid troll advancing, Underwear undergo HumHum mode and tried to look its cutest by extending both his arms out and used his hands to perform the ‘V’ signs. Extra who was flailing his arms about to seek attention and help now, pukes at the sight of Underwear, leaving him weaker than before. KeuhZai sensing danger immediately executed his Thousand Hand HuatGao at the troll hoping to distract it. However it was of no use as the troll opened its enormous mouth and the huatgao went straight inside the troll’s stomach. The troll plucked on of its mushroom which magically transformed into green hammer, and prepared to smash the shell of the still acting cute Underwear. PeeWee seeing his rumored gay partner in danger, used his remaining energy and unleashed his Soul of the Colored Wolf and howled, “ArrrWuuuuuuuwwwweeeee~~”. Exhausted, PeeWee lay panting in his own pool of urine panting hard.
The troll covered its ears upon hearing the howl and turned its attention back to Underwear after the howl ended however, much to its chagrin, it was gone. Buttocks pointed at the sky and Underwear was falling at fast speed hitting the troll on its head knocking it out cold.
Relieved that the fight is over, Buttocks, Ken and KuehZai quickly helped their friends back into the farm for treatment. Porky was still in a daze, oblivious to what was happening.
Will Porky ever recover from his gongtao state? Stay tune for the next epsoide.
GAOLAOGAO looked at PeeWee and stated, “The troll must be a female because PeeWee’s colored fur is shining unbelievably bright.” “Not to mention that there are 2 big mushrooms growing on the chest of the troll.” Underwear added on which seems to have a slight sarcastic tone. “PeeWee bian qing gin bian tai~”, Ken commented in hokkien. The others could only nod in silence agreement.
PeeWee doesn’t seem to notice that they were staring at him, as his eyes were fixed on the troll. “Weeee…..~” Everyone quickly shunned away to avoid his yellowish liquid.
“Shh! Quiet!” Buttocks tried to hush PeeWee afraid that the troll will notice them.
However, it was too late; the troll had spotted the bright fur and bellowed angrily. A still peeing PeeWee reacts excitedly bringing his blunt claws out and charged directly at the troll leaving a trail of yellowish liquid. “WEEEEEEEe!!!” “Buttocks, Ken and Extra quick, provide cover for that crazed maniac!!!” KeuhZai exclaimed. “Hold on I am still charging my Giant Tomato!!” Buttocks protested. Underwear also went forward to try to help in the fight.
Extra immediately took aim in attempt to blind the troll’s eyes and fired a small blot of ink. “Blurrooo!!!!” Extra panicked as his whole world plunged into darkness, as obviously the ink contaminated his water in the fish bowl. Groping about blindly, he knocked on a nearby tree and spilled the water out leaving him useless for the fight as he was trying hard to breath. Extra though in a dired state, noticed that Underwear is sweating as he is crawling.
Ken spotted GAOLAOGAO still eating his banana sword happily, decided to force him to fight. The oversized yellow chick plucked one of his feather fires away. The feather pierced the Hebe plant hanging on his belt and struck the hand of the troll. The troll yelled in annoyance. PeeWee seeing an opening quicky ducked behind the troll and hugged it. Extra who was gasping harder for breath was bewildered that he did that. Until this point, Underwear had just managed to get onto the clearing.
GAOLAOGAO went berserk immediately as he noticed his precious plant on the troll’s hand. He screeched angrily and dashed toward it with blinding speed leaving a trail of golden color that streaked from his hair. Before the troll could react, KiSiao Gao chopped off its hand. Delighted that he got back his precious, KiSiao Gao turned back to normal. The troll retaliated by using the other hand to whack the monkey awaaaay.
“Ok Giant Tomato is ready, Ken lets do a combo attack while PeeWee is hugging her down!” Ken nodded, took a deep breath and closed his eyes; he grabbed a handful of his feather and yanked it out hard. Teary-eye and with a bloody featherless patch, he unleashed his Feather Cannon together with Buttock’s Giant Tomato.
The combo attack hit both troll and PeeWee. The red indie-like troll wailed in pain. Irritated that the colored wolf was still clinging, it did a Mushroom Explosion, with the mushroom near its butt hitting PeeWee at full force. PeeWee’s yelped in pain as he held on to his stomach, too pained to react.
Seeing the extremely livid troll advancing, Underwear undergo HumHum mode and tried to look its cutest by extending both his arms out and used his hands to perform the ‘V’ signs. Extra who was flailing his arms about to seek attention and help now, pukes at the sight of Underwear, leaving him weaker than before. KeuhZai sensing danger immediately executed his Thousand Hand HuatGao at the troll hoping to distract it. However it was of no use as the troll opened its enormous mouth and the huatgao went straight inside the troll’s stomach. The troll plucked on of its mushroom which magically transformed into green hammer, and prepared to smash the shell of the still acting cute Underwear. PeeWee seeing his rumored gay partner in danger, used his remaining energy and unleashed his Soul of the Colored Wolf and howled, “ArrrWuuuuuuuwwwweeeee~~”. Exhausted, PeeWee lay panting in his own pool of urine panting hard.
The troll covered its ears upon hearing the howl and turned its attention back to Underwear after the howl ended however, much to its chagrin, it was gone. Buttocks pointed at the sky and Underwear was falling at fast speed hitting the troll on its head knocking it out cold.
Relieved that the fight is over, Buttocks, Ken and KuehZai quickly helped their friends back into the farm for treatment. Porky was still in a daze, oblivious to what was happening.
Will Porky ever recover from his gongtao state? Stay tune for the next epsoide.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Epsoide One. The snatching of Porky
Being the easily inspired type, naturally I got inspired by FaGe and weewee story, so here I am writing this little short story of mine. Please sit back, read and enjoy. ^^
Once upon a time, there exists a small farm owned by a young boy called KeuhZai. KeuhZai was inspired by the nursery song ‘Old MacDonald had a farm’ (E YA E YA O), he kept pestering his parents to let him run one. His doting parents though reluctant, finally gave him a small plot due to his consistent E YA E YA Oing. However they told him to be very careful because near that farm, a big nasty troll resides there.
Excited, KuehZai rode on his trusted steed Evo to his new farm to have a look. He was surprised to find 6 animals at his plot and they were looking extremely anxious. Curious, he approached them cautiously intending to find out what they are doing at his farm.
The ears of a beautifully colored wolf perked up upon hearing hooves step and glanced at the incoming KeuhZai. “Halt who are you and what are you doing here?” he growled. KeuhZai dismounted and introduced himself: ‘I am KeuhZai and I am the new owner of this farm.’ Having said that, he noticed that all the animals had surrounded him and looking at him questionly. Feeling daunted, KeuhZai add on, “Who are you guys and what is going on here?”
The animals glanced at each other, and finally a bright red Lobster spoke up, “Hi, my name is Buttocks and I am the president of the animals here. While we are preparing for your arrival, the big nasty troll came out of nowhere and snatches our dear friend, Porky and disappears back into the forest. We are pondering on the course of action and then you arrived”. “Ya therefore I, PeeWee suggest we go and save him,” the colored wolf stood tall and thump his chest.
“Blu bluuu blooo bloo bloo?” Everyone turns their head and look at the squid that seems to have a water filled bowl covering his head. “That’s Extra, and he is asking how are we going to save him?” An oversized yellow chick stepped out and chirped in a high pitch voice. “I am Ken and I have sharp ears, so I can understand what he is saying and my stand is similar to PeeWee”. A dragonball hairstyle monkey jumped on a large rock nearby and screeched, “I AM GAOLAOGAO AND…” his sentenced was cut short as the rock moved and throw him off balanced and caused him crashed onto ground. The monkey threw a banana at the ‘rock’ angrily. “Hey quit acting like a rock Underwear!”
The rock grew a ‘head’ can stare at the monkey for a few seconds and go back act being a rock.
KeuhZai was intrigued by this bunch of amazing animals and decided to help them. So he drew up a detailed plan which everyone agree and decided to execute it next thing in the morning. Thus a union of weird animals and human was formed and determine to save their beloved friend from the evil troll.
Once upon a time, there exists a small farm owned by a young boy called KeuhZai. KeuhZai was inspired by the nursery song ‘Old MacDonald had a farm’ (E YA E YA O), he kept pestering his parents to let him run one. His doting parents though reluctant, finally gave him a small plot due to his consistent E YA E YA Oing. However they told him to be very careful because near that farm, a big nasty troll resides there.
Excited, KuehZai rode on his trusted steed Evo to his new farm to have a look. He was surprised to find 6 animals at his plot and they were looking extremely anxious. Curious, he approached them cautiously intending to find out what they are doing at his farm.
The ears of a beautifully colored wolf perked up upon hearing hooves step and glanced at the incoming KeuhZai. “Halt who are you and what are you doing here?” he growled. KeuhZai dismounted and introduced himself: ‘I am KeuhZai and I am the new owner of this farm.’ Having said that, he noticed that all the animals had surrounded him and looking at him questionly. Feeling daunted, KeuhZai add on, “Who are you guys and what is going on here?”
The animals glanced at each other, and finally a bright red Lobster spoke up, “Hi, my name is Buttocks and I am the president of the animals here. While we are preparing for your arrival, the big nasty troll came out of nowhere and snatches our dear friend, Porky and disappears back into the forest. We are pondering on the course of action and then you arrived”. “Ya therefore I, PeeWee suggest we go and save him,” the colored wolf stood tall and thump his chest.
“Blu bluuu blooo bloo bloo?” Everyone turns their head and look at the squid that seems to have a water filled bowl covering his head. “That’s Extra, and he is asking how are we going to save him?” An oversized yellow chick stepped out and chirped in a high pitch voice. “I am Ken and I have sharp ears, so I can understand what he is saying and my stand is similar to PeeWee”. A dragonball hairstyle monkey jumped on a large rock nearby and screeched, “I AM GAOLAOGAO AND…” his sentenced was cut short as the rock moved and throw him off balanced and caused him crashed onto ground. The monkey threw a banana at the ‘rock’ angrily. “Hey quit acting like a rock Underwear!”
The rock grew a ‘head’ can stare at the monkey for a few seconds and go back act being a rock.
KeuhZai was intrigued by this bunch of amazing animals and decided to help them. So he drew up a detailed plan which everyone agree and decided to execute it next thing in the morning. Thus a union of weird animals and human was formed and determine to save their beloved friend from the evil troll.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
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