Epsoide One. The snatching of Porky

Being the easily inspired type, naturally I got inspired by FaGe and weewee story, so here I am writing this little short story of mine. Please sit back, read and enjoy. ^^

Once upon a time, there exists a small farm owned by a young boy called KeuhZai. KeuhZai was inspired by the nursery song ‘Old MacDonald had a farm’ (E YA E YA O), he kept pestering his parents to let him run one. His doting parents though reluctant, finally gave him a small plot due to his consistent E YA E YA Oing. However they told him to be very careful because near that farm, a big nasty troll resides there.

Excited, KuehZai rode on his trusted steed Evo to his new farm to have a look. He was surprised to find 6 animals at his plot and they were looking extremely anxious. Curious, he approached them cautiously intending to find out what they are doing at his farm.

The ears of a beautifully colored wolf perked up upon hearing hooves step and glanced at the incoming KeuhZai. “Halt who are you and what are you doing here?” he growled. KeuhZai dismounted and introduced himself: ‘I am KeuhZai and I am the new owner of this farm.’ Having said that, he noticed that all the animals had surrounded him and looking at him questionly. Feeling daunted, KeuhZai add on, “Who are you guys and what is going on here?”

The animals glanced at each other, and finally a bright red Lobster spoke up, “Hi, my name is Buttocks and I am the president of the animals here. While we are preparing for your arrival, the big nasty troll came out of nowhere and snatches our dear friend, Porky and disappears back into the forest. We are pondering on the course of action and then you arrived”. “Ya therefore I, PeeWee suggest we go and save him,” the colored wolf stood tall and thump his chest.

“Blu bluuu blooo bloo bloo?” Everyone turns their head and look at the squid that seems to have a water filled bowl covering his head. “That’s Extra, and he is asking how are we going to save him?” An oversized yellow chick stepped out and chirped in a high pitch voice. “I am Ken and I have sharp ears, so I can understand what he is saying and my stand is similar to PeeWee”. A dragonball hairstyle monkey jumped on a large rock nearby and screeched, “I AM GAOLAOGAO AND…” his sentenced was cut short as the rock moved and throw him off balanced and caused him crashed onto ground. The monkey threw a banana at the ‘rock’ angrily. “Hey quit acting like a rock Underwear!”
The rock grew a ‘head’ can stare at the monkey for a few seconds and go back act being a rock.

KeuhZai was intrigued by this bunch of amazing animals and decided to help them. So he drew up a detailed plan which everyone agree and decided to execute it next thing in the morning. Thus a union of weird animals and human was formed and determine to save their beloved friend from the evil troll.